I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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