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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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