I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
