Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
