Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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