Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
is it fun? or sober?
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