i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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