how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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