it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My penis needs a shock collar
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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