Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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