David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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