Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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