She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
