I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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