drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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