youre lurking in front of me
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
