Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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