i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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