Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
