Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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