Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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