Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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