just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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