Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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