that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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