i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wish you could order shots online.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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