ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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