...so i touched it.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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