And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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