Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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