you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
