That's intense
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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