u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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