I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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