no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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