My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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