Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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