Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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