once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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