Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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