yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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