my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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