ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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