A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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