Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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