The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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