Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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