I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
