belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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