her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
