Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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