Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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