Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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